... und ich einen job zu vergeben hätte, dann würden die interessenten den rap-part aus madonnas "american life" vorgelegt bekommen und müssten diesen nach ihrem eigenen leben umdichten.

das original geht so:

i}m drinking a soy latte, i get a double shoté
it goes right throug my body and you know i}m satisfied

i drive my mini cooper and i}m feeling super-dooper
yo they tell me i}m a trooper and you know i}m satisfied

i do yoga and pilates and the room is full of hooties
so i}m checking out the bodies and you know i}m satisfied

i}m digging on the isotopes this metapysics shit is dope
and if all this can give me hope you know i}m satisfied

i got a lawyer and a manager, an agent and a chef
three nannies, an assistent and a driver and a jet
a trainer and a butler and a bodyguard or five?
a gardener and a stylist - do you think i}m satisfied?

i}d like to express my extreme point of view
i}m not a christian and i}m not a jew
i}m just living out the american dream
and i just realised that nothing is what it seems


nun, wie müsste das ganze dann wohl bei mir klingen?
let}s give it a try:

i}m drinking some white russians
someone}s playing the percussians
it goes right throug my body
and you know i}m satisfied

i}m sitting on my balcony
theres nowhere else i want to be
but always brandnew stuff to see
and you know i}m satisfied

i am drinking with my buddies
and i}m dancing with some hotties
while i}m checking out their bodies
and you know i}m satisfied

i}m watching tv with my sonny
this cartoons are pretty funny
telling him "i love you honey"
and you know i}m satisfied

i got an insurance, a cell phone and a crib and and two tvs
a micro-wave, a hi-fi, thousend books and some cds
my job, my independence and my body}s really tight
got my friends and got a stylist
do you think i}m satisfied?

i}d like to express all this thougths in my head
about money, sex, friends, now i}m happy, soon sad
i don}t dream my life, i am living my dream
and now i just realise that NOTHING is
what it seems


gut, wenn ich mir das so ansehe behalte ich wohl doch meinen job und gehe nicht in die staaten um als grosse songwriterin in die geschichte einzugehen.
give it a try....