bei eria gefunden und geklaut. weil ich aber vorhin was über harry potter geschrieben habe und nun kleine kinder auf der suche nach geheimen zauberformeln per google bei mir landen können, doch lieber die zensierte fassung:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer be tolerated.

We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the BEEP! do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
NSTEAD OF: No BEEP! way

TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be BEEP! me!

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
NSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a BEEP!.

TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned.
INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a BEEP!.

TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my BEEP!ing problem.

TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the BEEP!?

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This BEEP! won't work.

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner,my dear?

TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell cares, sweetheart?

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his BEEP!.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat BEEP! and die happy.

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my BEEP!.

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: BEEP! it, I'm on salary.

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your BEEP!, please.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks a little bit. but that's ok, i'm fine with it.

TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: BEEP! me.

TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it.
INSTEAD OF: Another BEEP! meeting!

TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem.
INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a BEEP.

TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a BEEP!.

TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a BEEP!-busting BEEP!.

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
NSTEAD OF: You don't know what the BEEP! you're doing.

Thank You,
Human Resources